2007年1月31日 星期三
行前二三事
2007年1月22日 星期一
二月的單車南橫行
2007年1月18日 星期四
化解職場衝突的新語言[轉貼]
比方生氣的主管或同事對你說:「你這個折磨人的小東西,你怎麼會這麼粗心哪!」
然後你回答:「我知道這一切都是我的錯,我不知道自己怎麼會笨成這個樣子,請你儘管責罵我吧。」
然後對方就會說:「我不許你這樣說自己!」
然後,大家都笑倒在地上,就天下太平了!
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職場裡的人都應該用 「金庸」 式的說話方式
比方生氣的主管或同事對你說:「你這個欠挨刀的小雜毛,看你壞了老子的好事!」
然後你回答:「我知道這一切都是我的錯,做兄弟的在這裡跟你陪不是了。」
然後對方就會說:「今天就是賠了你十根指頭也濟不得事。」
然後,大家都笑倒在地上,就天下太平了!
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職場裡的人都應該用 「英雄」 式的說話方式
比方生氣的主管或同事對你說:「你把一個人想簡單了。」
然後你回答:「我知道這一切都是我的錯,大王你是怎麼發現的?」
然後對方就會說:「你的殺氣在亂……」
然後,大家都笑倒在地上,就天下太平了!
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職場裡的人都應該用 「村上春樹」 式的說話方式
比方生氣的主管或同事對你說:「事情做成這樣,我感覺像是在夏日裡把發燙的耳朵
貼到牆壁一樣的感覺,是一種冰冷的回音… 」
然後你回答:「就像是 1978年壞掉的唱盤一樣。」
然後對方就會說:「跳舞吧,羊男!」
然後,大家都笑倒在地上,就天下太平了!
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職場裡的人都應該用 「YA教授 」 式的說話方式
比方生氣的主管或同事對你說:「因果循環總相隨,請看職場七要事。」
然後你說:「請您開示…」
然後對方就會說:「一個人的勝負成敗,就在於你埋了什麼因,你在裡面慢慢的澆水 ,我可以告訴你,總有一天活泉會冒出來,
這種耕紜平常是看不到,是隱性的,這是你 所命定好的基因,就會有好的果報出來。」
然後,大家都笑倒在地上,就天下太平了!
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職場上應該要用「人間四月天 」的方式說話
主管生氣地搥著心肝說:「這天大的錯誤是怎麼造成的?你知道這錯誤拉鋸著我肉做的心嗎?」
你得無辜地回答:「我許下的錯誤再也收不回,但我早已是你的人!」
主管:「我對你已經酸痛震痲都經歷過了,現在最了脫的,莫過於心死了!」
然後大家就笑倒在地,天下太平了~
2007年1月16日 星期二
[The China Post] University bombing kills 60 in Baghdad
By Claudia Parsons, BAGHDAD, Reuters
Other bombings and a mass shooting brought to at least 95 the death toll in Baghdad on the bloodiest day for such attacks in weeks, as the United Nations published figures showing more than 34,000 Iraqi civilians were killed in violence last year.
The latest attacks followed the hangings on Monday of two aides to Saddam Hussein, which angered minority Sunni Arabs and fuelled sectarian tension.
The Shiite led government plans a security crackdown backed by U.S. reinforcements and billed as a "last chance" for Iraq to pull back from a sectarian civil war between Sunni rebels and Shiite militias that would drag in millions of armed civilians.
A police source said a car bomb exploded near the main gate of the Mustansiriya University in an area where students, many of them women, wait for minibuses and cars to pick them up to go home. A suicide bomber on foot then blew himself up near a second gate to the campus as people fled the first explosion.
"The majority of those killed are female students who were on their way home," a university official said as rescue crews picked through smouldering wreckage and human remains.
Unveiling its latest human rights report on Tuesday, the United Nations chided the government for allowing killers, some of them inside the security forces, to go unpunished.
"Without significant progress on the rule of law, sectarian violence will continue indefinitely and eventually spiral out of control," the U.N. human rights chief in Baghdad, Gianni Magazzeni, told a news conference.
Magazzeni said 34,452 civilians were killed and more than 36,000 wounded in 2006. He accused the government of failing to provide security and blamed some of the violence on militias colluding with or working inside the police and army.
There was no comparable figure for 2005.
"The root causes of the sectarian violence lie in revenge killings and lack of accountability for past crimes as well as in the growing sense of impunity for on going human rights violations," the U.N.'s latest report on Iraq said.
The casualty figures are much higher than statistics issued by Iraqi government officials. The government itself branded the United Nations' last two-monthly report in November grossly exaggerated and banned its civil servants from releasing data.