2006年10月11日 星期三
軟著陸
2006年9月28日 星期四
A woman over 30
再讀一篇「愛喝vodka+ coke的貓」貼的文「30+ ? is actually good~ 哈哈~」 <http://absolutevodkacat.blogspot.com/2006/02/30-is-actually-good.html> 。
Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
2006年9月26日 星期二
關於小洋的繪本
所以兩個加在一起就等於小洋的繪本啦。
今天畫了一個早上,
剛出爐的繪本是關於三隻小豬的故事,
打算做成公司內部教育訓練時的教材,
當然喜歡的人可以跟我要PP檔囉。
歡迎預訂個人作品,
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下一條巷子的隔壁大嬸婆,
他媽的兒子水果店,
拿到折價卷蓋個手印,
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謝謝您的來電,
您的心意我們收到了。
2006年9月25日 星期一
Memory Box always
2006年9月24日 星期日
[轉貼] 女人!婚前一個樣?婚後另一個樣?
嗯,由於小洋實在需要多了解女生的想法,剛好也跟大家分享一下一個朋友的文章。
頗有感覺的。
引述
女人!婚前一個樣?婚後另一個樣?在一次聚會中,因為自己也快結婚了,所以請一位男性朋友跟我們大家分享一下他的婚姻生活,順便讓我學習學習如何經營自己的婚姻生活。但是,從他的談論之中,讓我覺得其實他對他老婆有不少的怨言。我問:「婚後的生活如何呢?有沒有覺得很甜蜜呀!」他說:「我覺得妳們女人結婚之後,性格都會變得跟以前認識的樣子完全不同。」「會嗎?」我疑問著再次詢問他。他一付無奈的表情跟我說:「像我老婆.....從前,我記得她喜歡看書,會跟我分享她的讀後感。現在,她反而不看書了,一下班她就會霸佔著電視機,一直看到她想睡覺的那一刻。」「她以前總是輕聲細語的跟我說話,而現在她變得好粗魯。如果我沒有把東西照著她的方式擺放,她發現時就會很生氣的罵我、數落我的不是。」
「以前那個溫柔、優雅的她,好像從這個世界消失了,讓我覺得我娶的不是美嬌娘而是男人婆。」總之,他一說到他老婆,他的嘆息聲比愉快的心情還要多.....讓我開始自我懷疑....女生真的會在婚後性情大變嗎?真的會變得很男性化嗎?我也會嗎??回家後,剛好看到一篇文章,為我解答了我的疑惑。這個作者提出一個觀點--「老婆的性別是老公給的」。他說女生結婚之後,是會愈來愈像她丈夫的。婚前,被一個男人追求和愛護時,她是女性;婚後,她卻必須要反過來照顧她認為還沒有長大的丈夫。為了支撐家庭,她不得不硬朗起來。她也許常常要一個人去超級市場,抬著兩大袋東西回家。日子久了,她的手臂也變得愈來愈粗壯。一個婚前千嬌百媚的女人,在現實的婚姻生活中,就是這樣被迫逐漸向中性靠攏的。當她有了孩子,她會更中性化。我覺得這個作者提出的觀點挺有道理的呀!
我們偶然會看到電視報導以下這種新聞:「一個媽媽為了拯救險些兒被車撞倒的孩子,以全身的力氣為她的小孩擋住了迎面而來的車子,事後她也不明白自己是哪裡來神力。」大家普遍會讚許說這是因為母愛的力量。
但是換個角度想,還不如說,除了母愛之外,她會變得這麼大力,是因為她愈來愈像男人。你甚麼時候聽過一位未婚的小姐能抱住一輛衝過來的車子?
所以說老婆的性別會變,是老公的責任。
就是老公不夠man,她才要變man。
如果一個女人婚後仍然是個一百分的女人,那是因為她的丈夫太好,太man了。
所以囉!親愛的男人們....當你在抱怨你老婆或是你女友越來越沒有女人味的同時,請要自我反省,想想自己是不是一個可以讓女人依靠的男人啊!